so i’ve been trying, all week, to talk myself into joining this, uh, social network. mostly for the sake of the potential funny. obviously, this is because i am a humor whore.
i’m ok with that part, though. selling my funny for love & affection is nothing new.
i’m not sure, however, if i’m ok with actually joining this site, though, because HOLY SHIT IT’S FOR SUGARBABIES.
“You have come to the best place possible to meet handsome, successful, generous men who are ready to spoil you and pamper you and take care of you!”
‘sugarbaby’? for realsies? that takes oepdipal to a whole new level and i just don’t know if i’m prepared for that.
but then there’s a reason for the cat-killing curiosity cliche, other than some fab alliteration.
the what-ifs here compose an endless list – after all, it is pretty easy to fall in love with a rich man.
i know, i’ve done it.
(not all it’s cracked up to be. true story. the poor ones? way more interesting & almost always more attractive with that badly set broken nose thing. mmm.)
obviously, that’s what you’re here for. should i do it?