Daddy, there is no reason for you to read this post. Please go ‘way.
Y’all, one of my favorite tweeps, Sandy of ToyWithMe (a purveyor of pretty damn fabulous sex toy reviews), is hosting a little giveaway with Jimmyjane for a 24k gold vibrator. A Jimmyjane Little Gold, if you will.
I know, you’re wondering why someone would need a vibe that is 24k gold.
The answer, OF COURSE, is so you can scream from the rooftops, “I HAVE A 24K GOLD VIBRATOR!”
And ooooohhhh, I want one.
Maybe there are better reasons, but I can’t think of a damn one. IT’S GOLD, PEOPLE.
Oh, wait! Excellent reason! Today is my birthday. SO THERE.
So I’d suggest you go on over there yourself and enter, but really, I’d rather you didn’t. This sucker is for me.