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This is called pandering, because HOLY FUCK IT’S A 24K GOLD VIBRATOR.

Daddy, there is no reason for you to read this post. Please go ‘way.

Y’all, one of my favorite tweeps, Sandy of ToyWithMe (a purveyor of pretty damn fabulous sex toy reviews), is hosting a little giveaway with Jimmyjane for a 24k gold vibrator. A Jimmyjane Little Gold, if you will.

I know, you’re wondering why someone would need a vibe that is 24k gold.

The answer, OF COURSE, is so you can scream from the rooftops, “I HAVE A 24K GOLD VIBRATOR!”

it's a vibrator and it's gold.

it's a vibrator and it's gold.

And ooooohhhh, I want one.

Maybe there are better reasons, but I can’t think of a damn one. IT’S GOLD, PEOPLE.

Oh, wait! Excellent reason! Today is my birthday. SO THERE.

So I’d suggest you go on over there yourself and enter, but really, I’d rather you didn’t. This sucker is for me.

seriously, daddy, go away. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

seriously, daddy, go away. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Fabulously ridiculous drawing by JC Little – The Animated Woman, and @LittleAnimation on le tweet!

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  • http://www.TheAnimatedWoman.com The Animated Woman

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEREDITH!!

    • http://ohthatmeredith.com Meredith

      thanks, jc!!

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  • http://www.crazywithasideofawesomesauce.blogspot.com andygirl

    Happy Birthday!

    but, no, it’s mine. sorry.

    • http://ohthatmeredith.com Meredith

      it so is. but if i had to lose to anyone? i’m glad it’s you.

  • http://twitter.com/subWOW I’m not Rosie!

    Happy birthday. Good luck with the 24K gold cough cough paperweight. ;-)

    That drawing is absolutely precious! (and I suspect using the word Precious instantly ages me by 10 years…)

    • http://ohthatmeredith.com Meredith

      heee! <3

  • http://twitter.com/subWOW I’m not Rosie!

    Sorry. I had no idea how my OLD online identity showed up here instead. Wow. This is like The 3 faces of Eve and stuff. Freaky.

    • http://ohthatmeredith.com Meredith

      i still like you, i promise.

  • Toywithme

    Happy Birthday Meredith!! Wow wee, that’s quite the tongue you have :P

    • http://ohthatmeredith.com Meredith

      ha! thanks, sandy!

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